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Don!
Good evening, everyone!
From home to Japan, I'm Ouc48 Ichiba Yuri!
Today, May 20th,
is the day when Kobashi Kenta's retirement DVD won first place in the Moricon Sports DVD ranking in 2013!
No matter what Kobashi Kenta says,
it's been 546 days since he returned to the ring,
80,000 episodes of "Orizuru", "Grand Sword" that rings out,
and "Great Kobashi Call" that wraps up the entire venue!
Kobashi! Kobashi! Kobashi! Kobashi!
Well then, Ouc48 Onanmiso Escape, let's go!
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Now, like always, this pro-wrestling is fun today.
The performance and this music have begun!
Now, Ouc48 Onanmiso Escape has begun!
In this way, we, second-year high school students, will solve everyone's serious problems!
This is the fourth time, but we've gotten used to it, haven't we?
Yeah, I guess you could say that.
Yeah.
But, like, I thought about it last time in particular, but I ended up talking in a pretty relaxed way...
Is everyone okay?
We're okay!
Let's do it with tension!
Let's do our best!
Now, I'd like to introduce myself!
Yes! My name is Rei Nishikawa, and I'm 16 years old! Thank you for having me!
Yeah!
Go ahead!
Yes! I'm Eri Ichiba, a 16-year-old high school second- year student of Team A! Thank you for having me!
Yeah!
Yes! I'm Saki Pongado, a 16-year-old from Kanagawa Prefecture! Thank you for having me!
Yeah!
Yes! I'm Minami Sato, a 16-year-old from Kanagawa Prefecture!
Yeah! Everyone is from Kanagawa Prefecture except me!
That's right!
Wow! Everyone is from Kanagawa Prefecture!
Well, everyone has been here many times, but this time we have a guest who is different from usual!
Well, let's get to the first problem! Saki, please!
Yes!
This is a problem from Koinaru-san!
I'm thinking of writing a diary every day, but it doesn't last!
The members are doing a lot of mobile and social media, but do you have any tips for continuing every day?
Oh, I see!
Oh, a diary!
A diary!?
I've never continued writing a diary, but I thought it wasn't the right title, and when I went to eat, I forgot about my diary existence and didn't continue for a day!
Seriously, I've never thought of writing a diary.
Seriously, when I was in elementary school, I had something like a notebook with a key in it.
Oh, it was popular!
A diary with a seal was popular.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I wrote a diary like that one day at a time, but it ended in about a week, and I just felt like I got some sweets for that content, so I don't have anything in particular.
If it's something you have to do, you'll be able to continue it if you work hard, but a diary doesn't mean you don't have to do it and no one will say anything about it.
It's not something you have to do for sure, so it's probably somewhere in your heart that you don't have to do it, isn't it?
What do you guys do every day?
What do you do every day?
What is it?
Weekends and stuff like that.
I don't know, but I'm streaming on YouTube now, but I feel like I'm watching YouTube every day, even if I'm not aware of it.
That's right, on YouTube.
What about you, Saki?
I've been doing it for a long time, like a week, but I've been leaving it alone for a long time.
Diary? Oh, it's a diary.
That's right, it's difficult.
It looks like it's going to be difficult to do it every day.
What about you, Erii? Do you have anything you do every day?
Something I do every day?
What I do every day... I don't know.
I don't know if you can say that, but I'm really close with Team A's Nishikawa and Erii Manazun, and the four of us talk on the phone every day.
Well, it's fun, so I can continue it every day.
But if you say that, it's not fun for Team A.
Oh, should I write fun things in my diary?
Well, it's difficult to continue a diary, so I thought about it and asked what you would continue every day.
Diary, almost every day, not every day is fine, isn't it?
I don't think of it as a diary, but I write down what happened.
Oh, that's right.
I try to write down what happened in a day, so it may take time and be annoying.
For example, "What did you eat today and it was delicious," or just writing a note.
I have a cell phone now, so it may be easier to write on a cell phone note.
I feel like it's easier to write on a smartphone than on a cell phone.
Buy an expensive diary.
Oh, that's true!
That might be good!
If you buy it, you have to write it down.
Yeah.
And it's fun.
That's nice.
An expensive diary and a very expensive fountain pen.
That's nice.
It's a pattern of starting from scratch.
If you start from scratch, it doesn't seem like you have to do it.
That's nice.
So...
We came to a conclusion.
Yes, we did.
Let's buy expensive diaries and high resolution ones and start from scratch.
We solved it.
Wow, it's really good, isn't it?
It's good, isn't it?
Well, Sakiko, please go ahead with the next problem.
Okay.
This is a problem from Pyonsuke-chan.
I really don't think I can see what's important.
I might want to believe that.
Which is more important, love or money?
I can't see love, but sometimes I think I can't buy it with money.
I'm worried.
What do you think about it?
If you tell me the reason, it will be helpful. Thank you in advance.
Oh, I see.
It's kind of difficult.
It's difficult.
Which is more important?
I'd like to do this while looking at the comments section.
Now, I wonder if money gives birth to love.
Definitely money.
If you don't have money, you can't live in this world.
But I think love is more important.
This is difficult.
Why do you think love is more important?
Even if you don't have money, you can overcome something if you have love.
Loneliness is also filled with love, isn't it?
I see.
It seems that commenters have a lot of money.
I see.
Oh! There is a very good thing written in the comment!
What is it?
You can't buy love with money, but you can put love in money.
Oh!
But I don't like love for money.
I see.
Do you call it love?
I think love for money is not love for questions.
Love for questions is not love for questions.
I think there is love for money in the world, of course.
I see.
Difficult!
How about you, Erii?
Well, I don't understand the question at all.
You did it, too!
It's a matter of my understanding ability, but...
Which is more important, love or money?
I think it's love.
Do you know why?
What?!
I think it's okay to think it's love intuitively.
Intuition is important, too.
I want it!
Wait a minute!
But if you work for money...
I think money is important, but if it's love or money...
I don't know what to say.
Love is important and money is important, too.
That's why I often get this question.
I see.
Money is...
I don't know...
I mean, love can make you happy, but money can make you happy, wallet can make you happy, and I think it can make you happy in many ways.
Oh, you're right.
I don't know if it's okay for an idol to say that, but both are important, of course.
Of course, both are important, but if you have money, you can live as the comment said, honestly.
Oh, it's difficult.
But...
How about you, Saki?
I think it's love, not money.
You can get money if you work, but you can't get love, so I think it's love.
I think money is easier to get.
I don't know what love is.
Love is...
You can't get love with money.
You always say money.
That's not true.
It's only realistic.
It's important to see reality.
This is difficult. I don't think we can solve it.
We don't have an answer for this.
We don't have an answer for this, so we'd like you to think about it.
In conclusion, I think love is more important.
But we settled on idols.
That's right.
Idol-like answer.
This is difficult.
I think love is more important, so in this opinion, love is more important.
Idol.
That's right. Idol is like that.
Love.
Love and Doll.
Doll.
Idols are amazing.
Idols.
Yes.
Did we solve it?
Yes.
Did we solve it?
Even if you think about it, you can't help it.
We can't find an answer.
Yes.
Next.
Yes.
We solved two problems.
Yes.
That's right.
Um...
Wait a minute.
What?
That's right.
We have a problem from OYC48 members.
That's right.
Please read it.
Okay.
This is a problem from esten y.
Okay.
I often have strange and scary dreams.
Is there a solution?
What kind of dream do you have?
I see. Scary dream.
Scary dream.
Who is si-san?
Who is it?
Oyuci member.
A.k.a. B's member.
si-san.
Who is it?
si-san.
Is there only one person?
Do you know who it is, si-san?
What is it?
Please answer in the comment section.
si-san prepared this for this stream.
Thank you for coming.
Thank you very much.
I am happy.
You don't know, do you?
I don't know.
Who is it?
I will call you.
OK.
Now, we will leave it to our guest members. Please come in!
Oh, you are here, Suwai-san.
Hello!
Your worries make you have scary dreams. What kind of dreams do you have?
Well, you know the director of "Oyoushii Hotate", Mikaichi Mion-san, right?
Yes.
That person, all the time...
Yes? Are you okay?
Yes.
Sorry, I got carried away.
I'm sorry.
You know, you keep stealing the rubber band I have at home.
What kind of dream is that?
For me, it's obvious that I'm stealing.
But I have about 200 rubber bands at home, so I can steal them.
But I dream of stealing them in secret.
I was going to say it seriously, but it's obvious in the comments.
The content of the dream is a little...
It's obvious even if you change your voice, so it's okay.
Please show me your face.
It's okay.
Is it okay?
Yes.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
It's okay.
Hello!
Oh, you're here!
Please introduce yourself again.
Yes! I'm Ozun-chan of Oyu-shu-ho-tiet, also known as Yamane Suzaha!
Yay! I'm Ozun-chan!
Nice to meet you!
Ozun-chan!
Yay!
Ozun-chan!
I love that dream!
I've always wanted to hear it.
What kind of situation is that?
I dreamed of it.
Yes, Mio-san...
Mio-san keeps stealing my rubber bands.
Wow!
Ozun-chan said, "It's okay, not at all."
Mio-san said, "But..."
Yes! She said, "It's okay, it's okay."
But I thought it didn't matter.
I was cooking in the kitchen.
Then Mio-san kept stealing my rubber bands in secret.
Is that a dream like that?
Do you have any other scary dreams?
Well...
I saw this yesterday.
I was at school.
I saw a friend of a girl.
She got angry and said, "What's wrong with you?" Then I was told, "You stole my textbook!"
She said, "But I didn't take it!" But as a result, I took it.
It seems like I took 129 books with my friends.
- How? - I don't know. But I had a dream where I said, "I'll make up for everything."
- Scary. - In a sense, it's scary.
It's not a horror or anything like that. It's just weird.
- I was really suspected of it. - What?
I was told off for spreading it all over school.
- Scary. I don't like it. - Scary.
Do you have any scary or weird dreams?
A while ago, I had to climb a cliff on my own without a guide book.
- Without a guide book? - I had to climb it.
But if you don't climb it within the time limit, you'll be pushed into a rock.
I saw that in my dream.
Until then, rocks...
Not "rocks" but "power".
There's a rock's "shape" and you pour liquid into it and see if it's solidified.
- You thought you made it yourself? - Yes.
I thought I'd be pushed into it too.
- That's amazing! - I had a dream like that.
- It's a grand dream. - What is it?
- It's a pretty mysterious dream. - You can't fall down. You have to climb up and cut it off.
- But I've never been able to climb up. - Wow!
- It's a rock. - Scary!
- That's amazing! - I was standing in front of Mahoru.
- And from Mahoru's side... - It's important.
- An old man comes out of the middle of it. - That's scary!
- I was like, "Scary! Scary! What's going on?" - I was like, "What's going on?"
- And Erii, who was cheering me on from some shadows, said, "Do your best, Rishikan! You can do it! Do your best! Do your best!"
- I was like, "What are you cheering me on for?" - I was like, "I can't do it! I can't do it! I'm scared! I'm scared!"
- I've never seen a dream where you're always on top of Mahoru. It was really scary. - No, it's normal.
- It's really scary. - I don't like it.
- I'm impatient. - I'm impatient.
- And Erii came out and said, "Why are you cheering me on?" - I was really cheered on.
- It was scary. - It's scary.
- Even though it was a bug, I had a really scary dream once.
- It was a dreamcatcher. Do you know it? - I know it.
- It was in a house. - My mom used to make a lot of dreamcatchers.
- She made them in her house? - Yes. - That's amazing. - She used it a lot.
- It's like this. - Wow.
- I bought it when I went on a trip and tried to put it on. It may be a pleasant dreamcatcher, but I don't think I had any bad dreams.
- You only dream good dreams.
- Minami, is it cute? It's cute, so I want you to try various colors. - It's cute. I recommend it.
- It's a dreamcatcher. - What about you, Minami?
- I had a lot of scary dreams like this. I had a lot of happy dreams yesterday and the day before.
- What did you dream about?
- Minami's favorite entertainers and voice actors appeared in my dream. - I'm happy.
- I had a dream of talking. - That's a dream. That's happiness.
- I had a dream of watching videos and anime that my favorite people appeared before I went to bed.
- At that time, a cockroach...no, an old man... - It was an old man.
- I said it. - Wait a minute. That's what it is. It may be a dream.
- I saw a video of Mahora being injected and coming out of it. - Wow!
- That's definitely it! - That's it!
- That's definitely it! - Wow!
- Haven't you seen urban legends or scary videos? - Isn't it that?
- Is it? But in addition to that, I have a bad sleep disorder and back pain when I wake up. - No, it's not like that.
- I have a headache, back pain, and a bad sleep disorder. - Isn't it because you slept too much?
- No, it's normal for about 6 hours, 7 hours, 8 hours. - Ah, it's healthy.
- And I want to go to bed early at night, too. - Huh? That's scary.
- I wonder what it is. - I wonder what it is. - Maybe it's because of the direction of sleep.
- But I sleep on both sides of the bed. - Hmm.
- Ah! Maybe it's because of the direction of my breath. - Right?
- Hmm. - The direction of your breath... Can you sleep with that direction of your breath?
- Don't you have scary dreams because it's hard for you to breathe? - I wonder if it's because of that.
- Ah! - I have a headache, too.
- Headache? - Huh? Headache?
- Huh? Do you have it? - I do, I do, I do. The other day...
- Huh? - I had a headache for the second time.
- Hmm. - I have a headache, too.
- No way! - I've never had a headache.
- I can't move at all. - Really? I'm surprised.
- Huh? - Huh? - Wow. - Scary!
- Please be careful. - I don't think you should sleep with your head down.
- Ah! - Don't sleep with your head down.
- Hmm, hmm. You're right. - And...
- You should sleep with your head down. - Hmm.
- What is it, Saki-chan?
- If you turn your head southward, it's not good. - Oh, it's not good?
- Oh, I see. - I always turn my head northward when I sleep.
- Hmm. - I see. - I don't dream at all.
- It's really deep. - Oh, it's deep. - Oh, it's a good thing. - Then I have to sleep northward and northward. - Oh, northward...
- How about eastward? - Hmm... - I think it's not good to sleep northward in my house. - Oh, I see.
- So I'll take a break and go eastward? - No, eastward. - Huh? - Eastward... - I'll try to sleep eastward. - Wait, wait. I'm against it. I'm against south and north.
- Oh, I see. - I'm against it. - Is Saki's house the same? - I think it's the same. - It's the same. - South... south... - Yes, south is...
- I'll sleep northward and sleep southward. - Yes, yes, let's do that. - Then the solution is... - Yes. - Well...
- I'll sleep eastward and sleep southward and sleep while thinking about happy things. - Yes. - Solution! - Solution! - Thank you very much!
- I'm glad! - Thank you very much! - I'm sorry! - Thank you very much! - Did we solve the problem properly? - Yes! - Yes! - All right! We're doing well!
- Well, like that... - Yes! - Today, Nezun-chan came as a guest. - Yes! - Thank you very much! - Thank you very much! - Thank you very much! - Thank you very much! - Thank you very much!
- Well, like that... - Yes! - Please stay with me until the end, Nezun-chan! - Yes! - Thank you very much! - Thank you very much! - Well, then... - Yes! - Nezun-chan's problem has been solved! - Yes! - Yes! - It's almost time for it to end!
- The last segment, Satomi-na, please! - Yes! The title is "Satomi-na's fortune-telling"! - Yes! - Yes! - Yes! - Last week, this segment wasn't talked about at all, so I asked for a lot of it with the hashtag "satomi-na's fortune-telling", and there were 11 posts! - Thank you very much! - Thank you! - I'm happy! - Cute! - Really!
- I'm very happy that you liked it, and since there are only 11 posts, I will treasure these 11 posts!
- This time too, I made my own fortune-telling, so I would like everyone watching YouTube to choose one from here and predict tomorrow's fortune!
- Well then, everyone, please choose one! - Yes! - There are people who chose from the left like Satomi-na! - Yes!
- Thank you very much, 11 posts! - There are also people who wanted to do it! - Really?! - Yes!
- Everyone said 11 posts is amazing! - It's really amazing! - I'm happy! - Really! - Thank you very much! - I'm happy!
- Well then, should we choose too? - Yes! - Right! - Yes!
- Oh, I chose it first, Eri, I'm sorry! - Oh! From the left, yes!
- It would be nice if you could sell it at the akb shop! - Interesting! - That would be nice!
- Well then, I would like to announce the results! - Yes! - First of all, those who chose this card are... - Yes!
- It's Kichi! Kichi's lucky color is orange! She eats dried plums every day for the summer, so it's getting hotter and hotter, and summer is really approaching, so be careful of heat stroke and eat a lot of salt!
- Yes! - Next, those who chose this card are...
- It's Chukichi! - Yes!
- Those who chose Daikichi's lucky color is light blue! Chew your rice 30 times before you eat it! It's not good to eat it early, so chew it 30 times before you eat it!
- Next, those who chose this card are...
- It's Daikichi! - Yes!
- Congratulations! - Yellow!
- Those who chose Daikichi's lucky color is black! Try cutting your own bangs! - Oh, it's coming!
- I think your bangs are getting longer and longer, so it might be good to cut your own bangs! - Yes!
- And last... - Kichi-tan!
- Unfortunately, it's Pien! - Pien!
- Pien's lucky color is red! Make and eat strawberry candy! - Oh!
- Although it's Pien, strawberry candy is delicious! - Yes!
- You might fail because you chose Pien, but don't be afraid of failure! Look forward and eat strawberry candy!
- That's it! - Cute!
- That's all for today! - Yay!
- Thank you for this week! - Thank you for having me!
- It seems like you had a busy week! - Thank you!
- Now, since Natomi's fortune-telling is over... - Yes!
- Zun-chan, how was it? - It was fun!
- Oh, I'm glad! - Really?
- I've been watching and listening to you a lot of times. - That's nice!
- So I'm glad you were able to appear in it. Thank you! - Thank you!
- Thank you for having us! - Thank you!
- Thank you!
- You're like a YouTuber! - Yeah, you're cool!
- Please like and subscribe! - Like and subscribe!
Unfortunately, it's time for us to say goodbye! Please wash your hands, gargle, get vaccinated, and refrain from going out in winter!
I can't wait for the situation to end and I can't wait to see you all again!
- Goodbye! - Goodbye!
- Thank you! - Thank you!